A woman was having a shower, and upon stepping out of the shower – naked and defenseless – she discovered an intruder with a knife in her bathroom.
No, this story isn’t going to suggest you should keep a ‘waterproof’ gun in your shower next to your soap (although you’ll have my respect it you do!). But it will make two very important suggestions. First, let’s complete the story.
The man started beating the woman in a struggle, and she told him she had money in her bedroom – a place the intruder was doubtless keen to take her, anyway. Upon getting to the bedroom, she managed to get a gun she had somewhere there and shot him. The guy stumbled out of her house, collapsed in the yard, and subsequently died.
As for the woman, local police said she won’t be charged with any crime. More details here.
So, the two morals of this story?
First, it isn’t paranoia. It is good common sense to always keep your house secure, day and night. Many times you might not hear someone at your door, and might not hear someone come in to your house; indeed, if you don’t answer their first trial knocking on the door, they might think you are out and so be encouraged to take advantage of an unlocked door.
Second, while the most common hiding place in a house for a self defense gun is the bedroom, that’s no reason not to have a gun somewhere close at hand in your bedroom. Also, imagine what would have happened if the woman’s gun had a gun-lock on it, or if it was in a gun safe, or if it was unloaded? You need to have a gun not only conveniently at hand, but ready to go immediately you seize it.
It isn’t just your bedroom where a hidden pistol might be a good idea. Think through scenarios of where/when/how you might be surprised by a home intruder in your house. Where else would it be a good idea to have a gun readily available?
A related issue is how to hide guns around the house. Here are three ideas, I’m sure you can think of more.
(a) In a picture frame. This Google page links to various different picture frames which have an obscured secret compartment in the frame. If you go this route, choose a frame that is as thin as possible so it isn’t too unusually thick and draws attention to itself in your house; and/or place it in a location so its thickness isn’t immediately obvious – ie, on a wall where you see it primarily from the front rather than from the side.
(b) In a book. Here’s a Google page to some ‘books’ that contain not pages but rather guns. Note that not all the books offered for sale look 100% realistic, so consider also following the very helpful process on this page (read the comments too) and make your own books storage units, and be sure to have them located in places where books already can be found and in such a manner that casual visitors might not pick up your ‘book’ and get a surprise.
(c) In a clock. See this product and this related product. This is one of my favorite strategies, because clocks are of a natural shape/size to allow a gun to be hidden, and whereas people might look at and touch your books, who ever looks too carefully at or plays with a clock?
You can also hide guns in just about any other place you choose, even under tables and in cupboards and drawers (by mounting a holster inside the hiding place and slipping the gun inside). But the key thing is not to get carried away with ingenuity. The key thing is to have a gun or guns in convenient locations where you can quickly reach them in an extreme situation.
Could I also suggest you consider having revolvers as your emergency guns in such places. I say this for the simple reason that you can leave a revolver loaded and ready to fire without stressing any parts, and without needing to do anything to it, for year after year at a time. But if you’re using a semi-auto, you’ll want to swap magazines from time to time to avoid spring fatigue, and you may or may not choose to have it already cocked and with the safety off.
Remember – if you’ve got the bad guy(s) breathing down your neck, you’ll probably only have one hand free to grab your gun, and there’s no way of telling if it will be your left or right hand, so go easy on any tricky mounting devices. You will need it to be instantly ready to start working. Choose your concealment system, its location, and the pistol inside it, accordingly.
And of course, if you have curious children at home, you’ll need to temper these considerations with the need to keep your guns where they won’t be chanced upon by your children.