Many thanks to a reader for sending this in – ‘an oldie, but a goldie’.
10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Wife
10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.
9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
8. If you admire a friend’s handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.
6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
3. A handgun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
2. A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And, the number one way a handgun is better than a wife :
1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.