Aug 012011

Hopefully there's room in your life for guns and gals, but if you ever had to choose.....

Many thanks to a reader for sending this in – ‘an oldie, but a goldie’.


10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Wife

10.  You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.

9.  You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.

8.  If you admire a friend’s handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7.  Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

6.  Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5.  A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

4.  Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3.  A handgun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

2.  A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And, the number one way a handgun is better than a wife :

1.  You can buy a silencer for a handgun.


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